CASE FILES NO. ██-2019 — ██-2023  ·  LOCATION: LAS VEGAS, NV  ·  STATUS: REDACTED
EVERY STORY IS TRUE. EVERY NAME IS GONE.

Vegas:
Redacted

Classified
SHAUN COLQUHOUN
// The Premise

You're not a reader.
You're a detective.

For over a decade, Shaun Colquhoun has been the referral-only host that the most famous people on Earth call when they want Las Vegas to work the way it does in the movies. The weddings at 3 a.m. The $200,000 tables. The nights that ended with police reports that no longer exist.

Every story in this book is true. The names of the people they're about have been blacked out — forever. But the trail of evidence is real: real venues, real dates, real DJs on real stages. Some chapters you'll crack by the second paragraph. Others are masterclasses in discretion.

"I don't drink. I don't touch anything. At 4 a.m., when the billionaires are giggling and the models are asleep in the fountain, there is exactly one person in the room whose brain is running at full spec. Me."

// Recovered Fragments

From the file

LEFT THE CLUB IN ONLY HIS BOXERS — 45 MINUTES AFTER IT CLOSED.
THE PROPOSAL INVOLVED $2,000 IN ONES, A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB, AND A WATERMELON RING POP. SHE SAID YES.
LOST MILLIONS AT THE TABLE AND CALLED IT "JUST NUMBERS ON A SCREEN." A FEDERAL JURY LATER AGREED IT WASN'T.
THE ACADEMY AWARD WAS JUST SITTING ON A RANDOM TABLE. NOBODY HAD MOVED IT IN YEARS.
BY SUNRISE, HAD DISAPPEARED. BY MORNING, SO HAD THE POLICE REPORT.
// Case Index

Thirteen files.
How many can you decode?

RATINGS: ★ EASY MONEY · ★★ TRICKY · ★★★ MASTERCLASS IN DISCRETION
TAP A FILE TO EXPOSE ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE.

FILE 01

A Wedding Night to Remember

The groom's wedding got more live viewers than some championship fights — and he's had a few of those himself since.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 02

A Father's Day to Remember

The father-in-law hit 462 home runs and wrote a book that made half of baseball furious.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 03

Spontaneous Requests Are Always the Best!

★★
The bride turned an afternoon pool deck into a night before sunset. Australia knew her name before America did.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 04

A Night with the Infamous

His 2011 catchphrase entered the dictionary, more or less. He was, by his own account, winning.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 05

Dudes… This Is Legendary!

His mom ran the room where every comedy legend you love got their start.
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FILE 06

A Night About Tequila

The brand's number is an area code. The valley it dials is where her family filmed a dynasty.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 07

A Billionaire's Playground

★★★
His company's name became a verb you've used today. The Mars guy was at the party. They are not the same person.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 08

The NFL Invades Vegas

The quarterback's nickname is one letter plus one syllable. The franchise's colors: gold and scarlet.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 09

EDC Done Differently

★★
Discovered on YouTube as a kid. The fever named after him has never fully broken. Her uncle has an Oscar nomination.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 10

Fountains Like None Other

★★★
She's carried sitcoms and stolen films. He's played men you root for and men you're scared of — sometimes in the same scene.
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FILE 11

"If Not Now, Then When?"

★★
Three initials. You know them. A courtroom sketch artist knows them better.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 12

Why Is Your Academy Award Just Sitting on a Random Table?

★★
The Academy made him wait more than twenty years for the statuette gathering dust on that side table.
[ TAP TO DECLASSIFY ]
FILE 13

King of Rock

He told you his profession and his stage name in the same two words. Detroit raised him.
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FULL ANSWERS: SEALED UNTIL RELEASE. THE FILE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING.

// Prepared By

The sober guy in Sin City

Shaun Colquhoun is the Host to Celebrities and the Rich and Famous — referral-only, unlisted, and unbothered. He has moved 190-person convoys through casinos, booked the unbookable, squashed the unsquashable, and stood in the wings of the biggest stages on Earth.

He doesn't drink. He doesn't touch anything. In over a decade of hosting the wildest city on the planet, he never has — which makes him the only witness in this entire book whose memory can be trusted completely.

"It was never luck."

// Request Clearance

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Release news, sealed answers, and stories that didn't make the book. No spam — I'm a host, not a telemarketer.

YOUR EMAIL WILL BE TREATED LIKE EVERY NAME IN THIS BOOK: PROTECTED.